December 17th, 2012 at 11:18PM

Shitty audio quality, but sooooo worth it.

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June 22nd, 2012 at 4:16PM
It is a great art to laugh at your own misfortune. — Danish proverb (via nirvikalpa)

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June 18th, 2012 at 9:10PM

Louis CK on raising a daughter.

  • Louis CK: If you raise a girl with some confidence and you send her out in the world so she feels like she can do whatever she wants, she's still going to get her face and her ass fucked but she's going to do it on her terms.
  • Louis CK: She's going to grab that dick by the base and go, "I want to suck this right now".
  • Louis CK: This should be your goal as a father: That your daughter only sucks a dick that she thinks is delicious.
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June 2nd, 2012 at 10:50PM
canisfamiliaris: It’s important to have a hobby. I literally do it all the time.

canisfamiliaris:

It’s important to have a hobby.

I literally do it all the time.

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May 22nd, 2012 at 9:27AM

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